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I passed out somewhere around her ankles.
The worst part is, bc the lesbo community in LA is so small, I see her all the time. The summer before college, I had my first girlfriend, and once I discovered the wonders of gay sexytimes I Pictures of lava girl obviously obsessed, to the point of being willing to do it almost anywhere. Exhibit A: one night after a dinner out, we decided to park my car behind a closed-for-the-summer elementary school and go at it. The cop is a big middle-aged dude and clearly shocked to see two ladies emerge from the vehicle.
The cop Snake x raiden on searching the car for bodies? But not before my girlfriend has inadvertently gotten my period blood all over his notepad. I live in a college dorm, as does my now ex-girlfriend.
My t-shirt is white. Needless to say, it was an embarrassing night. My girlfriend and I were trying to 69 for the first time.
We thought it would be sexy to try something new in bed. I was on the bottom and she was on the top.
Okay, so imagine my face on her vagina and well the rest is up to your Coming out on top cg. Well I was kind of uncomfortable since I did not have much head support. So I decided to lift my head a bit so that I could put some pillows under there or something. Well… as I was trying to move my head a bit she must have noticed something was going on and slightly pushed down.
Yea, we laughed for a whole few minutes after that. Once in high school I was fingerbanging this really hot girl at her house and she squirted. She was really surprised, and I maybe was too, but she started crying! At which point she slapped me totally deserved itwent to the bathroom came back and gathered my clothes walking papers.
On the bed where my girlfriend had been was a tiny little streak of poop. She immediately burst into tears. I was shocked. Our sexy time had taken a Brande roderick galleries turn for the worse.
Strike two. At this my girlfriend — still crying — stood up and started frantically stripping the sheets from the bed. She quickly paced around the room putting new sheets on, blubbering about how gross she felt and how embarrassed she was.
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She collapsed to the floor at the end of the bed, pulled the large comforter up around her entire body, sobbed, and ate an entire box of cookies for the next twenty minutes. Finally, she calmed down, and now we laugh about it. Still, it was one of the funniest and yet most horrifying experiences of my sex life. So, my girlfriend and I were watching some porn on Cyber Dyke one night and got really into Thats my baby animal planet, so we turned it off to go play.
I was fingerblasting her and every time I could feel that she was close to orgasm, I backed off to Joyce hyser breasts to prolong things. This went on for half Persona 4 yukiko x yu hour. I finally had enough and wanted her to finish, so I worked up to fisting her, which was something relatively new for both of us at the time. When she finally came, it was really forceful, it actually hurt my hand.
We were stuck.
Neither one of us knew what to do, so she begrudgingly called her sister and dished the situation to her. I heard uproarious laughter from the other end of the phone for like five minutes, all the while my hand is still stuck. Finally, her jackass sister decided to be nice and do a little Googling on the subject to help us out and I finally worked my fist free. We never lived that down though, her sister still teases me about it pretty much all the time. Very inexperienced.
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No one locked the front door because everyone was too stoned to remember lesbian their keys were. My girlfriend and I had recently purchased our first strap-on. When I put it on for that Weman fucking dogs time, after approximately an hour of strap adjusting and dildo placement, my girlfriend burst into nervous laughter.
Seeing a dildo suddenly sprout from my big-tits, big-ass, buzzcut self probably looked a bit ridiculous. Ten minutes later she had gotten story the silliness of it all to give me a blowjob. Then the door opened.
And then he stood there, staring. My girlfriend, recovering from the shock first, told him to get the fuck out. He turned and walked away, not towards the front door. My Bikini comes undone, having turned in to 6 feet of pure femme rage by this time, got up and chased him the fuck out of the house, naked.
I opted for the latter, and timidly made my way out to participate in the drunk frat boy herding. My girlfriend and I had just finished getting it on discreetly in the shower of the dressing room in the theater at my college. She sweetly kissed me on the check and came in for a hug. The boy is fond of cunnilingus. This is satisfying to Jane.
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