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You get a pointy, tapered tip for easy insertion. PLUS more elaborate plates on the front and back, with smoother sides.
Even if I got medium-firm, every ridge and bump was sliding smoothly inside me. And its 8.
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You can choose from over 29 colors and as many as 23x color combinations with just a click of your mouse. Unlike most dragon dongs with tapered he, the Typhon has a soft, pronounced tip that gives you a good stretch. I Bad its spine, gills, bumps, and scaly texture as it went in and out of me.
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Insert the dildo into a fuck machine to get some hard Alien-pounding action. The middle bulge will rub your G- or P-spot for some out-of-this-world orgasmic sensations. You Average teen boob size always get a Vac-u-Lock suction cup for some hands-free action. Best Handmade Dildo. Not all extraterrestrial dildos invade and suck the life out of horny earthlings.
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And I actually enjoyed the subtle veiny bumps and comfy tip that moved in and out of me. If you ever fantasized about being a damsel in distress with your knight in shining armor to the rescue, use this.
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